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Bottle Opener/Mask/Cards


Get your St. Paddy's Day bottle opener/mask/cards. They might even look like this, we're not sure yet. They're just proof of concepts.

Read Darin's full ramblings here. St. Patrick's Day approaches, and if you're anything like us, you'll need some essential tools to prepare for the day. Unfortunately, we can't get together to wear green and raise a glass this year. That's ok, we'll wear green and raise a glass...separately.


Since we can’t be together, AND to celebrate the resilience, tenacity and relationships demonstrated in overcoming the isolation, unrest, and downright chaos of the last 12 months, we want to send you our Irish Titan bottle opener (cards, or mask if you're not into the octane today) to make your St. Patrick's Day a little easier this year. No catch, no marketing garbage, no cost. If the sinner's tool isn't your vibe this year, we're also offering a deck of cards and a mask. Will you get your item today? No, of course not. You're just registering today, that would be crazy. You will get it soon though. And then you can open things. Or cover your face.


Hit the form below by 3/31 and we'll send it over to you as soon as possible. If you're STILL missing us, check out these great photos of St. Titan's Day 2019, especially those with Darin's face covered in pie.